Monday, February 9, 2009

If I could only describe it...

Nick does pretty horrible things to polar bears...I'm going to post some pictures of what kind of torture methods he uses









Tuesday, February 3, 2009

NICK ADMITS HE GIVES POLARS STERIODS TO CAUSE ROID RAGE!!!

NICK JUST ADMITTED TO THE ABOVE! AND HE SAID HE SENT ONE OF THEM TO BURY PARTH ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVENT SEEN PARTH IN 4 MONTHS!!!! HE DID IT!

Friday, January 30, 2009

im on the wii

So i decided to post using my nintendo wii! nick thought i wouldn't do it, but i am. nick is planning new ways to harm polar bears and he stole my laptop in order to silence me. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, NICK! I CANNOT BE STOPPED, BUT I WILL STOP YOU FROM HURTING ANYMORE POLAR BEARS!!! they need a voice and they have me to try to protect them. i see you right now sitting on your bed trying to look innocent, but i know the truth and it will get out soon. you may be able to take my computer, but not my right to free speech!!!! OR MY WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps: thanks for catching my mistake. i will thank you now but the polar bears wont ever forgive you for your atrocious acts!!!! i hope you cant sleep well knowing that!!!!! you're going↓

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Nick feels Threatened

As I do my research, Nick is feeling the "heat". Serves him right that he is feeling what the polar bears are feeling!

Here is a picture!!


NICK ADMITS IT!

So, I'm sitting in the library reading my cases for strategic management, and I realize "Nick is here too!" So we start talking about random stuff, and I bring up stuff about polar bears, and how I'm trying to spread the word around about them dying. Nick already picked up on the blog and said he is the "superior" truth, to which I respond, no but I'm an inconvenient truth, to which exclaims, with all his fiery, Canadian passion, "THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, EHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" This statement PROVES that I'm the truth, although it's inconvenient for him, that I am releasing information about his dubious deeds. Now that we know Nick admitted it, I'm going to update daily on what else I find.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

please follow me!

I just want to see how much support I have, so I would appreciate it if you would add me to blogs that you follow! NICK MUST BE STOPPED!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Sorry for not updating daily; I have been busy with a lot of work and my lovely girlfriend! So Nick is suspicious and secretive in his actions...I believe he's up to a plan. He must have found out about my blog and is probably trying to deny anymore coverage of the situation. But be assured, NICK WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THESE ATROCIOUS ACTS! PETA will learn of this at some point and then Nick is SCREWED. Go PETA!!! Sea kittens are delicious! and are needed to feed polar bears!! Plus! if Nick eliminates polar bears, what's next? PANDAS? KOALAS?!? SUN BEARS!? ZABOOMAFOO?!?!? NICK MUST BE STOPPED!!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Polar Bears strike back!

So today, I read an article of how polar bears are striking back against the atrocious acts of Nick. TAKE THAT NICK!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

So some girls JUST went by the room and said "People are so wasteful. They don't know...". By the time they were about to say "Nick kills polar bear cubs.", they had already walked passed the door.

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS! BUT NICK WANTS NO POLAR BEARS TO GROW UP!!


Today, the ink ran out from Nick's printer while I was printing a ton of stuff for class. I changed the cartridge and saved it cause it was one of those reusable ones. So I was like "hey, we can just inject ink into it!" :). But then Nick came in and I asked him and said to throw it away. I asked why and he said he's been down "that road" too many times. I asked to keep it again( for the sake of the polar bears) but he ADAMANTLY responded "NO". I was disheartened by this and I hope too many polar bears don't have to suffer for his deeds.

First Post

So recently, I found out that my roommate, Nick, kills baby polar bears by having the mommy polar bear eat them because the mommy can't hunt cause the ice is melting thanks to global warming. Now you may be wondering, "What does Nick have to do with any of this?" Well, Nick doesn't recycle very often. Most of the time he'll leave the lights and tv on, causing a MASSIVE WASTE OF ENERGY, which yields to more coal being burned, which in turn releases more CO2 in the atmosphere which causes the Earth to heat up which causes the polar ice caps to melt which hurts polar bears when they hunt which brings us to the conclusion of Nick kills baby polar bears. Seriously, what did they ever do to you?!!? Also, he only turns off the tv when that guy comes on to ask for money to help GreenPeace save the polar bears.

I will have more stories later.