So recently, I found out that my roommate, Nick, kills baby polar bears by having the mommy polar bear eat them because the mommy can't hunt cause the ice is melting thanks to global warming. Now you may be wondering, "What does Nick have to do with any of this?" Well, Nick doesn't recycle very often. Most of the time he'll leave the lights and tv on, causing a MASSIVE WASTE OF ENERGY, which yields to more coal being burned, which in turn releases more CO2 in the atmosphere which causes the Earth to heat up which causes the polar ice caps to melt which hurts polar bears when they hunt which brings us to the conclusion of Nick kills baby polar bears. Seriously, what did they ever do to you?!!? Also, he only turns off the tv when that guy comes on to ask for money to help GreenPeace save the polar bears.
I will have more stories later.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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